This is the funniest story you will hear all day.
The Gateway Pundit reported,
An illegal alien from El Salvador will lose his unearned freedom in America after making a devastating error that landed him south of the border.
As NBC News 7 San Diego reported, a Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipient (Dreamer) named Erick Hernandez gave two people a ride from L.A. to the border in San Ysidro on June 1, but he revealed that he missed an exit and ended up crossing into Mexico by mistake. In other words, he ‘self-deported’ himself.
Hernandez’s attorney, Valerie Sigamani, alleges that after being detained by Customs and Border Patrol (CBP), agents demanded a probe from the Dreamer in exchange for being allowed to return to the United States.
“One of the officials told him, ‘Well, if you pay us $800, we’ll forgive everything, and we’ll let you into the United States with no problem,’” Sigamani said.
Sigimani told NBC News 7 San Diego that she has filed a complaint with the FBI in an effort to shield her client from deportation. She also revealed that Hernandez is no longer protected by DACA.
Sigamani said Hernandez has been placed in expedited removal and is being held without bond. He is currently at Otay Mesa Detention Center in San Diego County.
Moral of the story is, if you are an illegal alien maybe you should buy a GPS. Once you have it, let it show you the fastest route to your home country, because that is where you are headed anyway.
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