Serial Sidepiece Olivia Nuzzi sold only 1,165 copies of her memoir, American Canto , in its first highly-publicized week of release.

This feels like a miracle.

A miracle of fail.

Consider all she had going for her…

Nuzzi is at the center of a national political scandal—no, two scandals: a sex scandal and a journalism scandal. Additionally, prior to the release of the book, she received a glowing profile in the far-left New York Times and had an excerpt published front and center in Vanity Fair . Oh, and let’s not forget there are 350 million people in this country.

That 1,165 might not include e-books or audiobooks… Still. Man.

Can I tell you why…

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