A so-called comedian was apparently off her meds when she launched an insane, hate-filled rant against Elon Musk and the Trump Administration last night.
Former SNL host Leslie Jones was guest-hosting Comedy Central’s The Daily Show on Wednesday night and felt the best way to entertain her audience was to go on a tirade that should open her up to a visit from law enforcement.
Jones started off her R-rated rant by attacking Team Trump as a bunch of corrupt, racist, and evil individuals who “couldn’t run a Dunkin’ Donuts without burning it down.” Then, she turned her focus to one specific member of the Trump Administration, Elon Musk.
Jones proceeded to play two video clips. The first was Musk speaking to President Trump during a cabinet meeting, and the second was from an interview with Fox News’s Jesse Watters, where Musk said going to Mars would be more challenging than taking on DC.
The deranged Jones first slammed Musk for wearing a hat to the Trump meeting before seemingly threatening violence.
“If this guy gave me a pink slip, I’d give his a** a black eye. Why don’t you fire one of them hats, b**ch!” Jones yelled while the Daily Show audience cheered.
Jones addressed the Watters clip by mocking Musk for having “so many kids” and quipping ” I would rather f**k a turkey baster. Hell, I’d rather f**k a turkey.”
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Leslie Jones claims, “It’s not that they’re corrupt, although they are. It’s not that they are evil, although they are. It’s not that they are women-hating, racist, unqualified dickheads, who couldn’t run a Dunkin’ Donuts without burning it down. No, my problem is these people… pic.twitter.com/S1rT0ZFrN7
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Transcript courtesy of Newsbusters:
LESLIE JONES: What’s up, y’all, did you miss me? Because I definitely have an opinion. I got a problem with these Trump folks. It’s not that they’re corrupt, although they are. It’s not that they’re evil, although they are.
It’s not that they are women-hating, racist, unqualified d**kheads, who couldn’t run a Dunkin’ Donuts without burning it down. No, my problem is these people are goofy-a** motherf**kers! I thought Reagan was bad, but at least he knew how to talk.
I thought Bush was bad, but at least he has a hilarious name! But what do we have now? JD Vance, RFK Jr., and Elon Musk. I cannot believe America is going to be ended by these f**king loser incels!
That’s not how I plan to go out. I was going to go out nestled peacefully between the two Michael B. Jordans. But instead we get Elon Musk, who is doing this dumb sh*t.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: Elon, I love the double hat, by the way. He’s the only one that can do that and get away with it.
ELON MUSK: Well, Mr. President, you know, they say I wear a lot of hats. Even my hat has a hat.
JONES: Cut that goofy sh*t out! This is a cabinet meeting! Have some damn respect!
This is official sh*t! How is this guy firing people? If this guy gave me a pink slip, I’d give his a** a black eye. Why don’t you fire one of them hats, b**ch!
And by the way, how you going to be Mr. Jokes when you don’t even know when you’re hearing a joke!
JESSE WATTERS: What’s more challenging, going to Mars or taking on Washington?
MUSK: Going to Mars.
JONES: He was kidding, you goofy motherf**ker! What is wrong with you? And how you got so many kids? Because I wouldn’t f**k you with my enemy’s d***
I hate that b**ch. I would rather f**k a turkey baster. Hell, I’d rather f**k a turkey.
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